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  • Mosaic Dreams

    I was approached by another person who has read my work and wanted me to take their story and realize it through my style of poetry.

    I invited them over; a nice dinner and chat, a few pages of notes. It was incredibly touching that this person allowed me to create this piece for them. As a writer, people tell you many things. Some things you wish you had written down straight away and some things you wish you could forget. But there never goes a story about love, relating, all things of this nature that doesn’t stick a bit to my insides. I live for it.

    Thank you and Enjoy.


    Sitting here, looking over Doi Suthep, I reflect

    I can still smell your sweat laced with mine

    Salt mosaics cover my hips as I grip the last of what I have of you

    With each movement, I feel them crack and slip off me

    I’m ready

    Swirling rings from this cigarette turn into a strip of film that

    feeds in through one ear and out the other

    And I’m listening to the sound of your voice

    Its telling me “Unfortuantely….”

    Reaching between my legs, I turn up the volume


    My eyes close and I find myself in a dark room with you

    I can’t see you but I know the sound of your breath

    Coming up from behind, I let you wash over me

    Rocking at the threshold of numbness (emptiness) oneness,

    When I can’t tell where I end and you begin, except for this drip

    And we’re sinking between two sheets of compassion

    Whispered, baited words get caught in my curls as air leaves the room


    And we find ourselves juxtaposed to our beginning

    My teeth clapping at your feeble attempts to make introductory conversation

    Fingers lazily tracing salty mosaics on these thighs , How did we get this all backwards?

    A smile tucks, cynically, at the corners of my lips and for once

    I find softness in your attempts to protect yourself and look good at the same Time

    If only we hadn’t wasted so much of it


    So, we sit in a spaceless, placeless moment, under a starless sky

    It’s in this moment I truly feel you, perhaps for the first time

    As light as a feather, you sweep over and through me

    Touching me more intimately than most ever have or will

    But it’s over before either of us gets relief

    And in your darkness, I curl up to stay


    But the darkness becomes heavy and I’m lost in the folds

    Frantically peeling them back, morning light floods my eyes

    And I find myself alone in my own bedroom

    Mosaic dreams replaced by snowflakes, press against my window, beckoning me

    Setting down stories of my own

    I step over and around your landmines of lust and confusion

    Throwing the window open, fresh air hits my face

    and again, I remember what Freedom feels like




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  • I Rode Jackie Chan

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    So, one of the first things I needed to do when I got to Saigon, August 2015, was buy a motorcycle. I read all the forums, got involved in the Facebook groups about where and how and who and the types that were best and which had problems and yadda yadda. What I understood was that I shouldn’t do 2 things:

    1. Buy from a tourist
    2. Buy a Honda Wyn

      Meet tourists, James and girlfriend.

    So, like any advice taking person, I promptly found a couple on a Facebook page who had just traveled for 5 months on a Honda Wyn and were selling for the amount of money I wanted to spend. The bike was sleek, ninja-style. Freshly painted and looking a bit supped up, it felt like a really good bad decision. I didn’t really have anyone to check out the bike for me when I went to check it out so, I just went for it. Fuck it. All I could think about as I stared at the bike was “Ninja, like Jackie Chan”.


    And it was the perfect POS (piece of shit). It was spray-painted matte black to hide all rust and broken parts. The shitty suspension was left a sparkly white which gave the bike this added sex appeal. It had grippy netting that went over the seat which hurt my butt and made a funny pattern on it when I wore short dresses but looked cool. The whole thing looked like a LA Housewife. From appearances, it was slick AF, but inside it was just held together with string and tape.


    So, I moved Jackie Chan into my home. Well, kind of.

    See, there are these ramps in Vietnamese homes whereby they bring in their motorbikes every night. Now, the one at my particular home was the bane of my existence living in that awesome household. I literally hated it. It was four steps too high and upon reaching the upper level, there was jammed door that was there to smash your hand on as you drove up into the house.

    The ramp may not look like much, but when you are trying to push a huge piece of hot metal up it….it pretty much sucks

    I drove off the ramp a few times with both scooter and motorcycle, but after busting my taillights (not to mention, myself) several times by doing that, I almost always needed help getting my bike into the house (which sadly had become the side-job of almost any male neighbor in my alley, except for one grandfather who preferred to watch me struggle, over a cup of tea).





    Jackie Chan’s bill. So bad, I was impressed.

    Now, at least with a scooter you can manage with the accelerator and brake going up a ramp like that but Jackie? No, Jackie you had to get a running start and push it up the ramp and that was not happening. Thankfully, my landlord would allow me to leave it outside the house for him to bring in at the end of the night.







    Collections Agency


    Unbeknwonst to me, I would also gather a set of calf tattoos or “kisses” as they call them in Asia. I certainly have never had anyone “kiss” me like that before…except for the time I accidentally used Tiger Balm as chapstick…hmm… but I digress.

    Rackin ’em up







    Now, I’ve had a lot of bad ideas and Jackie ended up being a total and complete piece of shit-bike but I loved every ride, every everything about that bike at the same time. Everything was broken! Which really was a great way to learn about how to change a carburetor, or clean the engine, install a new starter, or change brake cables, and the inner bearings on a tire, and valves, and change brake lights and install a horn and mirrors, haha, I mean, literally everything that could have been broken on Jackie was broken. Jealous, now?!

    Saigon’s answer to Daft Punk

    But main the reason I bought Jackie, was for the sheer reason to learn all about the bike from the inside out. To learn how to change parts and cables, and to know what problems that could happen, universally, to any bike. So, in a way, he was a learning experience in mechanics and well worth the money to me at that point. And personally, I love being covered in bike grease and gas and car shit. Laying out in the alleyway alongside Jackie, trying to figure out the next broken thing, the men of the alley would come and hangout and we would all work on it a bit together. It reminded me of my dad and the good times I had hanging with him, as a kid, while he fixed our household car. Strange smells, dirty hands, grease marks, oil rags, Quality Time and the sweet stench of gasoline.

    My kind friend, Keith, giving me the “Wait, why did you buy this again?”

    I bought Jackie Chan for $200 and I spent another $150 on him. And after spending all that money….haha… one of the three bolts to the actual seat was broken! I finally found out the “sparkling white suspension”, I thought I had was actually the one bolt bouncing free with the second ready to blow! So, yes, though I fixed other major things, the fact that I could have flown off that bike at any of those given moments, driving to and fro from the mechanic, added to my love for that shit bike. But what also kills me, is that I must have ridden ol’ JC over to the mechanics a half a dozen times and no one ever bothered to check the seat. I had them rip apart the wheels to check the inner bearing, BOTH of which were no only missing almost all the little ball-thingies in them but were also horribly warped! Jackie was literally death on wheels.


    *Evidence attached

    Rae helping me rest my holding arm.

    And I did almost fly off that fucking thing a few times. I broke down all over town and multiple times in the middle of those insane scooter traffic jams you see in pictures and I never got hit. Not once. What I did get though were willing and helpful Vietnamese locals who would help restart Jackie. Even after the new starter, the thing still died all the time. The back tire was so skinny I risked wiping out. Driving in the rain? Forget it. Fuel tank had a hole in it covered with a piece of electrical tape!


    The one relationship I wasn’t ready for or rather, didn’t know I would enter into was a co-dependent relationship with my helmet. I had to bring this fucker EVERYWHERE! Usually you can buy cheapy helmets that you can hang or attach to your bike but Big Red and I were in it for the long haul.

    Another happy helper.

    Anywhere I went, this thing was in my hand; bars, restos, shows, dance venues. It quickly became my insignia; you knew I was around if Big Red was there. It was a nice calling card though it got on my nerves a few times.

    Here we are at a late night house party.



    Here we are having a lovely lunch together at Prem. Very romantic.


    Those who loo together….stick thru together…

    All that said, the ways I loved having JC in my life. I never regretted taking him out on a long drive. Not once. I hated getting burnt by the exhaust pipe but every time I looked at my leg I felt nothing but elation that I actually owned my first motorcycle! Fuck everything! Haha. Jackie Chan was the shit and I felt like a fucking gangster riding around on him. The freedom, the speed, the sound of wind whipping through my helmet, the brain on auto-pilot, not thinking, just completely present in the moment. The joy of seeing the faces of my students when I would ride up to the school- Biker teacher.

    I got rid of Jackie Chan before I moved to Chiang Mai. I don’t have a motorbike now and I miss it every single day. I bought a bicycle which is a great way to stay in shape and I still get the fresh air buzzing through my system. It’s a nice change to have a bicycle here in Chiang Mai- rather than a motorbike, considering nature is a huge reason I moved here. I’m feeling a bit more connected these days.

    I could “could and should” myself under the table with all the things I was supposed to do better or different or whatever, but in the end, I don’t really give a shit. The amount of happiness that bike gave me….. I would do it all over again in a heartbeat.


    Stumble gracefully. Love infinitely. Messa up. It’s ok. And remain gangster AF”




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  • Won’t Be Long

    I haven’t written in a while and well all that is about to come to you through many, endless stories. Get ready for a roller coaster. I have been going through some really incredible times of my life for about the last 2 years. I don’t know how to verbalize all of it and some very tricky parts are expressing themselves through poetry right now. So, I hope you enjoy.

    *all work is original


    I wake up to find myself hung on the wall, through the hole where my heart used to be. A strange feeling sweeps over me. I let myself get hung up when you let me down. So now I let me down.

    Walking down this corridor of Time, I tap the barrel against my temple. The air is so thick and wet, I can’t tell if the drips on the wall are condensation or paint. I don’t know how long I’ve been here. “Thinking, thinking, thinking.” I nuzzel the barrel like a cat. Sweat has plastered hair to my face and I can still feel the thickness of recent events, heavy, under my fingernails. And this headache… a cacophony of shared words that won’t cease OR desist. On the PA system I can hear someone talking. ...You’ll sniff me out to offer me a bleeding heart with a song so coy and cunning These lights are too bright and flood my brain till I forget myself completely, the way you used to do…

    “I did it for me.” A disembodied voice escapes my throat, sounding more like a wild animal than humane. The wall offers stale cool relief for a fleeting moment. I close my eyes and for once, I can’t find your voice in my head. The PA sings again …But, this is not even your heart Instead, I find your face in the tiles, stepping on your reflection, dissolution lulls me to the floor. Drip. Drip. My eyes can’t hold this stare much longer. Leaning back to find the wall but I fall through it instead…

    …and straight into paralysis as I plummet through an alternate universe, painted with images of a life, shared, together. Strange, as I fall, there is no moving air. I’m choking on puffs of smoke upon which the videos of our Cold War are projected. (singing) A-A-E-I-O Fuck-U…Lew sitting in a rocking chair, hands me a set of cutlery as I sail by. Someone asks me what I want for dinner… The PA sings …This heart is the soul of your last lover and I can see the outline of your body walking towards me, dinner plate in hand.

    And I’m reaching for the walls- anything to break the inevitable pain of landing but the walls are seamlessly slick on some kind of… jizz? And my feet won’t stick. Video screens displaying memories of a bizarre reality-life, a million “likes”, and lucky number 478 at the center, doing her most convincing beauty-queen wave, while one camera finds you just off-stage, already jerking off to number 479…

    …And I land on my knees on the gravel outside your front door. I’ve bitten my tongue and the salt of words left unsaid burns deep. I go to spit and out come broken promises, etched with names of the faceless women of your past.

    And I can feel the wind. It grips me with anxiety. Fortune has let you go. Soon, you’ll be back on the hunt and it won’t be long.

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    So, I totally fell off the blogging for a second there. In my defense, I’ve been doing so much cool shit, I don’t even have time to talk about it, it’s sooooo cool. So, now I wanna share with you what I’ve been master-minding. Continue Reading…

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  • Teaching TEFL Online

    Hey all!

    So, I have been asked to do a blog about various online schools that TEFL teachers can apply to. Continue Reading…

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  • Top 12 Things To Do When You Move To Vietnam (or any city/country, really)

    “Because, Top 10 is soooo yesterday….” – MW
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  • When “Find My iPhone” Saved My Ass

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    Recently, I went out on my first Tinder date (insert shock face). Continue Reading…

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  • Beautiful Friends…

    Hey Beautiful Friends!

    LBSC apologizes for not bringing your more wild enterainment–I have been doing plenty of research for new and up-coming blogs posts—As some of you may know, I just moved to HCMC (Saigon) and I have been working like mad to get settled here, making notes for new blogs, taking in the research, making friends, getting jobs…the hunt is almost over and i will have more time again to devote to my beloved blog…..thanks for sticking in there with me and look forward to new posts coming out in the next week or so!

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  • Burn The Man 3/3

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    burning-man-2010-metropolisBurn Me Once, I’m Coming Back

    Burn Me Twice, I’m Probably Coming Back

    Burn Me Thrice; Get It, Got It, Good

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  • Burning The Man, Part 2/3

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